Man, now that’s a look that demands respect. Sleeveless shirt, eye-patch, leather pants, and hair straight off the back of a Deep Purple album. If only I looked like Snake Plissken. Not only would I instantly be given a teaching gig, but the children would be forced to offer me nothing but the utmost love and respect that you can only recieve after being seen conquering Manhattan Island’s maximum security prison and overthrowing the mighty Duke of New York (R.I.P Issac Hayes). I should really start growing my hair out. The leather pants may have to wait though.
He even looks great at a desk. What a natural.

